Baby Dream #3 was a couple weeks ago. It was fairly uneventful, except for the fact that I could see through my belly into my uterus. The baby was looking up at me with her head tilted sideways. Her eyes wide open, like a little alien. She was NOT cute. It was actually pretty creepy.
Baby Dream #4 was last night. I can't remember if I dreamed this during my 3 hours of sleeping on Jack's bedroom floor (using a teddy bear as a pillow) or during the one hour I actually spent in my own bed. Either way, it was a weird one. I had the baby. Today, on April 1st. I remember thinking, "Oh crap, she's way early. I need to call Gordon and tell him I won't be at work this week!" And again, just like Baby Dream Numero Uno, Dustin was not there. He walked in a couple minutes later and I said, "Hey, I just pushed her out! In one push!" And again, she was NOT cute! She had really weird hair. And she weighed 5 pounds, 27 ounces. (Um....math?)
I then remembered that we didn't have our infant carseat, because my brother and sis-in-law were borrowing it (which is true in real life). And then I remembered that my friends Eric and Amanda had to buy a new carseat for their little girl a couple years ago (which is true in real life), and I thought, "I should call Amanda and see if I can borrow Ellie's old carseat!" And then I realized Amanda was sitting right next to me, on a couch. How convenient. (Wait a second....why was I sitting on a couch moments after giving birth?)
That's it. I can only hope that our little girl comes out cuter than in my dreams.
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